diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index 20f5483..c89cf7c 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -4,3 +4,9 @@ NAME := xorg-x11-server
 SPECFILE = $(firstword $(wildcard *.spec))
 
 include ../common/Makefile.common
+
+me a:
+	@:
+
+sandwich:
+	@[ `id -u` -ne 0 ] && echo "What? Make it yourself." || echo Okay.